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yes, the world needs more comments from anonymous trolls on Substack. Totally, freedom fighter.

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lol

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It all comes down to how you define "divided.." never mind "united..." Some people have egos so v-e-e-r-y L- A - R - G - E that they need and entire MULTIVERSE to feel "free," whatever THAT means... P.S.: Freedom fighters don't always make the best journalists, notably the ones who need subs. Hard to find the "off" switch-- Better stick to the Kalashnikov.

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Hi Patriot Freedom Fighter! Let me answer your question here fully and comprehensively. This should not be misconstrued as an "attack" as I am answering your question - do you copy, Patriot?

You seem to be lost and confused, Freedom Soldier. You need some pep talk. Also, you need to learn logic. Logical behavior means your actions are consistent with what you profess to be your preferences. You DISLIKE my massive ego. Yet you are here. Again! Not logical, Patriot. Self-defeatist, because my massive ego yet again smacked you in the face just now!

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Oh stop it with the seventh grad mean-girl sh!t--you should've outgrown that schtick by now. BTW, FYI: I'm not here for your alleged ego, but your ego clearly wants to tell you that lie. Don't worry, someone muuuch bigger will come along and smack you back to where you belong. Hopefully that will be a BETTER side of YOU. Now get your damned Kalashnikov and get back to work, whatever that is ;-)

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LMAO. Tell me one more time that you are not here because of my ego. I am not yet convinced. What is it tonight? your cat named Vagina ran away? Welfare check is late? What's troubling you girlfriend?

PS, I am sooo scared, an anonymous dufus on the internet says someone bigger will come and... and... ! omg! That's just precious. thanks for the entertainment.

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Hah hah haaa- How very "entertaining," thanks for ending the day on such a "high" note. Now for business: Nope. No one is here because of/on account of/in service of, or otherwise for your most entertaining alleged ego. We're noticing your "Mean Girl" schtick is unbecoming of someone who obviously takes great pride in appearing professional. Take some time off. And clean up your filthy mouth.

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Dear butthurt troll, anytime you need a thorough beating you know where to find me...

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