You didn't want that mRNA vax tested only on 8 mice? Marty Makary, FDA, has a solution - no more mice!

Makary plan is to revolutionize the FDA by abolishing ALL animal testing entirely, and abolishing all clinical trials for "rare diseases".

Newly-installed FDA Commissioner Marty Makary announced banning of dangerous food dyes that you might accidentally consume in a red sprinkle on a cupcake:

The MAHA crowd is having a massive collective orgasm from too much winning! Imagine, all of our chronic diseases are now solved because we got rid of the dangerous petroleum based cake frosting!! Yip…